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INSTANT WATER
(Just add powder)
Pronounciation: W'a'ta colloq: "watta" sc. lubricanoeus Aitchtwo-O
Many travellers will attest to the wonderful instant water that is rarely available, especially in the desert areas.

Shown above is a rarely normal blend of dewdrop perspectives and perceptions. Once having sourced a sachet, empty the contents into a glass (plastic) (polyunsaturated utherane) and JUST ADD POWDER.
Things to watch for - Spook and Diesel (Cane and Coke)
For expert advice contact pietie@martins.co.za
Important Note: All INSTANT WATER available after 1999 is completely Y2K compatible.
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PBP - Planted By Pietie